Drunk Bureau -Prelude to Sichuan -Chongqing Electronic People Friendship Association

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After making the first 10,000 yuan public welfare investment decision and the payment, Wei Ge (Huang Wei, general manager of Henglitai Technology), who had just arrived in Shenzhen Huaqiang Bei, began to expand. In the high -end wine bureau of 500 yuan in the Wangjiang Tower group, try how much garlic can be installed in the water basin of the Chengdu Lotus Pond.

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Viagra has the worst plan in mind. If you don't give face, then don't blame me for being scumbag. I won't say the investment money is recovered, and the payment will not be paid. I see your MOS tubes, Hall elements, and thyristors. , Microcontroller, lighter, Beidou antenna, FPGA, TPS how to find Pan Man?

After thinking for a long time, Viagra called the director of Sakowei: Brother Song, are you free to attend my Hongmen banquet tonight? The director hadn't recovered, but Viagra's cruel words followed: If you don't come, I'll arrange for someone to smash your Porsche today. The director was very happy, and lamented that Song Shiqiang had been dragged in Huaqiangbei for half his life, and there is still someone more crooked than me? The east wind is blowing the drums of war, Pao Ge is afraid of who, go, go, whether it is Viagra or Viagra, he must be taught a good lesson.

Two flowers bloomed, one for each, and then Viagra gave Huaqiang Electronic Network PHS-Quan Xiuyu a rumor, saying that the director was so angry that he didn't eat lunch, and the windmill ran from the bullpen to teach him this Chengdu robe brother . After a few minutes, Xiaoquan's loudspeaker began to quietly humming among Bokeh of Chuanyuqun Lichuang Mall, Jiang Xiangyang of Ruicai Electronics, Yang Heng of Shangge Industry, Liang Yao of Hunting Network, Song Chuan of Positive Energy and others. Spread the word, and a pot of cold water haha boiled.

The sky was getting dark, Shennan Avenue was dusty and smoke filled with gunpowder, and all kinds of people rushed to Wangjiang Tower in Huaqiangbei. Huang Yi, the proprietress of Wangjianglou, known as Sai Xishi in Jianghu, keenly found that these people did not seem to be here to pay the bill, but to watch the fun and find a chance to eat. in the house for emergencies.

Collision in the private room

In the private room, Viagra opened the window and saw the crowds downstairs and at the door, and his heart was filled with joy. Then he turned around and changed his face in an instant. He bowed his hands to the murderous director and said, "Brother Song, I'm sorry." Ah, I finally "invited" you over today. I hope my brother will take more care of you.

As soon as the director heard it, I rely on it, this kid actually played with a flower gun, so he slapped the table: Since you know my way, how dare you threaten me? Viagra smiled flatteringly and said, "Brother Song, you accompany me in a play today, and tomorrow I will place an order of 1 million yuan for you, Sacco, who will let you go. Then Viagra approached and whispered, and the two big fat heads began to collide with "sparks".

At this time, the group also arrived at the private room, and when they opened the door, they saw Viagra sitting firmly in the middle tent, while the director was furious, raised his fist, raised the wine glass, and pretended to throw it away. Yang Heng hurried to grab the wine glass, and the director grinned: What are you doing, I'm drinking Maotai! Everyone was stunned for a while. Director Song went on to say: Since Viagra is going to smash my car, at least give him courage!

Seeing that the situation was a little chaotic, Jiang Xiangyang began to smooth things out: They are all fellow villagers, what kind of contradiction cannot be resolved with a cup of Maotai? If one glass is not enough, then one bottle, one piece, one ton. Anyway, I opened the 1919 winery to sell wine. As long as you give money, I will pull it over and let you drink comfortably.

At this time, the two fat men behind Jiang Xiangyang squeezed over. Everyone saw that it was Rao Jie of Guangchi Electronics and Xie Feng of Fuchang Century. Rao Jie and Xie Feng winked at Viagra: The three of us are next door, you It's all a hammer, Director Song can easily take down even the beautiful Korean lady boss, how dare you provoke him, is your head flattened by the door?

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At this time, a delicate, soft-hearted voice came from outside the door: "Which Ding Ding cat is so stupid that it doesn't even wear rocker trousers, and Dong Dong is going to provoke the director, so don't apologize quickly, or else Pogo wants to fuck you. The harsh words made everyone's scalp tingle, and when they looked back, it turned out that it was Da Jiayuan's sister Hong who had heard the wind. Bo Ge thought to himself: You bad guy, you always put eye drops on me, is it really old age?

After a frantic bombardment, Viagra still didn't change his face and stood still. Sister Pu of Dawei Electronics, Zheng Ya of Tianqin Weiye, Hu Jianbo of Shunlongda Electronics, Du Shenghong of AVIC Rio Tinto, Tang Renjun of Zhongao Chengxin, Wang Bi of iResearch,*Tang of CLP Chenxing, Xingchenwei Wang and others can't stand it anymore: Viagra, if you don't give the director an explanation today, we will block you collectively in Huaqiangbei, and let you go back to Danling Township Damouqi.

Viagra stood up and raised the jug: Mr. Liu from Meixinmei, Mr. Shen from Xuanchengda, Mr. Lin from Huachuangtai, Mr. Liu from Ketuowei, Mr. Cao from Zhongyuan Shengke, what are your five opinions? Several people looked at each other and said in unison: Although we are not from Sichuan and Chongqing, we are from Sichuan and Chongqing today.

Filled with righteous indignation, the voices of everyone became louder and louder. Viagra suddenly climbed onto the bench. He tried to stabilize the 220-pound fat lump, raised the wine in the pot, and said loudly: fellow villagers, bosses, younger brother Huang Wei from Chengdu Hehuachi went to Shenzhen's Huaqiangbei mixed circle. It was a new comer. In order to invite all the big names, I had to come up with this strategy. I used Director Song as a bait to make everyone feel bored and make the Director feel wronged. I will do it first as a respect. Apologize, let the pot rush! After he finished speaking, he drank 1 catty of Maotai in one gulp.

The end of the conspiracy game, the beginning of the reunion

Everyone was in an uproar, and finally came back to their senses. They looked at Director Song suspiciously. The director was thick-skinned, and pretended to be angry and said, "Huang Wei, after a long time, you've been shooting targets hard and crawling with a fight, so you want to shoot. My old Song's flattery, are you ignoring your uncle? During the conversation, Viagra softly collapsed from the stool. Rao Jie's eyes were fast and his hands were fast, but he couldn't hold the big man. The grid building trembled with fright.

Huang Yi and Xie Jiarong, the leader of the "Perfect" team, saw this and quickly greeted everyone and dispersed. Liang Yao and Xie Feng pulled Viagra hard. Rao Jie got up and was about to call 120 when someone suddenly pinched his thigh. He looked back at Viagra and squinted his eyes and gestured to him secretly. Rao Jie reacted and quickly said that Viagra was drunk, and I sent him back to the hotel.

A wine party cost 500 yuan for a dinner party, with 1 million orders, and ended with Viagra pretending to be drunk. Since then, Henglitai Technology and Viagra have successfully landed. According to Viagra's honest account afterwards, his alcohol intake once exceeded 3 jins. With this method of touching porcelain, he won many division-level men and women cadres, including countless old rivers and lakes like the director. Later, Viagra also released a compensation plan for the mental loss of the guests who suffered "deception" at the scene: a China's top technology enterprise P50 will be delivered to everyone until everyone is satisfied.

A drunken game and a conspiracy game also opened the prelude to the year-end gathering of Sichuan and Chongqing electronic people.

On the evening of January 14, 2022, in the Splendid Hall on the 3rd floor of Huaqiangbei Shengtingyuan Hotel! Sichuan and Chongqing electronic people put together a dragon gate array, punch shells, eat melon seeds, cover a bowl of tea, eat sausages, double-cooked meat, eat pig feet, and drink Qinghualang, we will see you!

Editor's note: This article is adapted by Mr. Wu Bo, Deputy General Manager of Lichuang Mall, based on real stories and scenes. If there are any similarities, be sure to take your seat! At the same time, I would like to thank the sponsors for their strong support for this annual meeting of the Sichuan-Chongqing Electronic People Alliance.

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